Monday, February 25, 2013

How should we judge books?


I just finished up the Breathless Reads tour and I have to say that some of the questions asked by audience members were really insightful. There’s one I just can’t quite shake. It was asked by a guy in Madison, CT. I’m paraphrasing even though the recording is probably online somewhere, because I had lost half my voice by then and I can’t bear to listen to myself, so correct me if I’m way off. As I remember, he asked this:

Do you think books should be judged on their popularity or their literary merit?

Immediately Beth Revis said “literary merit” and if there is a right answer that’s probably it, especially if we’re talking about being judged for things like NBA awards. (Apologies to the question-asker if that’s what you meant, as I heard it as “How should librarians and teachers and readers decide which books are the “good” books?”)

My immediate thought was “Why do we have to judge books?” So I blurted out, in typical awkward Fiona fashion, that I didn’t think books should be judged at all. Then I panicked that it sounded like I was saying Printz awards were bad or that people shouldn’t write reviews and holy crap what if that got twisted into me saying people shouldn’t criticize my books and then I’d end up as the next big blogger/author/Goodreads scandal and stuff like this was why I should probably just not speak, ever, and let seasoned pros like Beth answer all the questions. [Sidebar: It’s fricking scary to be a new author. You do one dumb thing without thinking (or before you’ve had your second cup of coffee) and someone records it or screen caps it and then all of a sudden people are boycotting you and you're being scorned all over the interwebz and jeez, so what if we’re (kinda) adults who should know better? We’re still human. We try but sometimes we mess up.] Anyway, I backpedaled and sort of adjusted my answer because I appreciate every single one of my reviews and I would never want people to think differently. Trust me, you will never meet anyone more into free speech than I am.

But what I meant was (and yeah, it often takes me a couple of days to figure out how I feel—another reason I’m not the best at Q&A panels), there is no accepted standard of book-worthiness. Even big fancy trade reviews are just one person’s opinion at one point in time, potentially skewed by personal situations or preconceived notions.

My personal opinion (and I know a lot of authors disagree with me) is that “bad” books do not get traditionally published. Getting a book published in today’s market means that several knowledgeable publishing employees loved it, lobbied for it, and spent hours reading and rereading it to make it the best it can be. To hear someone say [insert big popular title] is bad feels like literary ethnocentrism. You don't like it so it's bad? Yeah, okay, there are some books I read and think, “I feel like this could have used more editing” or “the voice/setting/story just doesn't make me want to keep reading,” but that doesn’t mean those books are bad. It just means something didn’t work for me when I tried to read it. Sometimes people want Nine Inch Nails and sometimes they want classical. Sometimes they want milkshakes and sometimes they want prime rib. Is one “better” than the other? I don’t think most books can be easily compared.

In high school I had to read almost exclusively classic books, the kind of books people describe as Dead White Guy books, the kind of books that might have turned me off reading forever had I not been exposed to libraries and bookstores full of a wide variety of stories at an early age.  At several of our school visits, the teachers wanted to know which books we read as a teen and you could just tell they were hoping we’d dutifully recite a list of Steinbeck and Hemingway titles like, “Look, if you pay attention in class and embrace The Grapes of Wrath you, too, can be a published author someday.” Yeah. Not me, sorry. I read Dean Koontz and Sweet Valley High. I read Glamour magazine. I STILL read all those things and I’m not going to apologize for it. If the only thing that holds a reluctant reader’s attention is a magazine then I am all for it, and I say that as an ex-teacher and future professor. Reading almost anything can help kids become better readers and writers, but we need to make sure they have access to the things that interest them.

Obviously, librarians and teachers can’t buy all of the books and they don’t have time to read them all and decide. The easy decision seems to be to select only the books that are both popular and critically acclaimed, but why not shoot for a mix of the literary, the fun and fluffy, and the ‘summer blockbuster’ type of books?**  Rather than just acquiring only award-winning novels, which may or may not be accessible to reluctant readers, why don’t librarians check out what actual teens have to say on Goodreads? Or maybe they could let teens vote and self-select 50% of the new titles. How cool would that be? (I don’t work in a school so I don’t know if this is something that could never happen, but it would rock it if could).

Judging books  as “good” or “bad” seems like a move toward shaming people for what they read. And when we do that, we run the risk of encouraging someone to put down a book and turn on the always universally socially acceptable television. We run the risk of alienating the people who buy our books and keep our industry alive.

(F)P

PS I usually don't blog stuff like this because I'm afraid someone will make it his/her own personal mission to comb every single tweet and interview I ever did looking for that one moment where I poked fun at a famous title or appeared to contradict myself. To that I say: 1) review above--I'm not perfect. 2) my feelings about books and the publication process have changed a lot in the past 2 years, and this blog is about how I feel now.


**[I fully admit I may be biased since I am a proud reader and writer of fluffy and delicious milkshake books :)]

Monday, February 18, 2013

Breathless statistics



Here we are before our first event.

Hi guys. I got home yesterday from the Breathless Reads USA tour. I did not do the Canada leg because when I was invited, the Canadian dates were planned for this Mon and Tues with a return home on Wednesday and my work and grad school is mainly on Mon-Tues-Wed and I just couldn't afford to miss two weeks. I heard Canada was awesome though, so I hope to go someday.

I had a blast on the East Coast and in Memphis and thought it would be fun to share some random statistics for the US part of the tour.

Number of tour days: 6 + 2 travel days = 8
Number of events: 6 bookstores + 4 school visits + 4 blogger interviews = 14
Number of flights: 9 (for me--varies on how far you went to get there and back).
Number of times Beth almost killed us driving to South Carolina: 0 (She was awesome).
Number of times I forgot to open the mini-van door and let people out of the back: 6? 7?
Number of flights Jessica slept blissfully through while I looked on in envy: most of them
Number of hours spent in transit from airport to hotel to school to bookstore: 15?
Number of motion-sickness pills I took: 7
Number of days before I started to lose my voice: 3
Number of hottie male YA authors who moderated for us: 1--Hi Nathan!
Number of high school boys who proposed to Elizabeth: 1 
Number of times we made fun of Morgan for how she says "about": 30? 40?
Number of things I accidentally left behind in hotel rooms: 3
Number of nights I got more than 4 hours of sleep: 1
Number of twiglets Elizabeth tricked each of us into eating: 1

With the zesty flavor of blackened toast combined with sun-baked dirt, twiglets might just make you swear off snack food forever. Is this why the British are so slender?

***Apparently tricking non-Brits into trying twiglets is a Thing. Watch Justin Bieber enjoy his first tasty bite.

Number of students at our biggest school event: 250-280
Number of attendees at our smallest event: maybe 25-30
Number of schools where the kids cheered like we were rock stars: 1
Number of schools where the kids started to fall asleep five feet from us: 1
Number of days I turned on the TV in my hotel room: 1
Number of days I had time (and energy) to work on revisions: 2
Number of days I had time (and energy) to exercise: 1
Number of NYT bestsellers Beth brought to our final event: 1
Number of churches we got kicked out of: 1
Number of times Jessica got carded: 2
Number of tiny cupcakes I ate on Valentine's Day: 3
Number of times we saw the beach in Miami: 0 :(
Number of future retreats we planned due to things like not seeing the beach: 3? 4?
Number of critique partners I met for the very first time: 2 (YAY!)
Number of awesome bloggers, readers, and booksellers we met: a kajillion! :)
Number of awesome TV appearances: 1--go Morgan!
Number of awkward and unflattering photographs snapped: I don't even want to know. But no worries, here's more evidence of our loveliness. What an awesome team :)


Here we are after our last event. Yay! We made it.

***Check the comments for some awesome additions :)


Saturday, February 2, 2013

Status update and readalong wrap-up

Some Things, list-style

1. Thanks to Nikki and Annabelle for running the Venom Readalong and thanks to everyone who read, posted, tweeted, etc. I checked out some of your answers and found them to be thoughtful and insightful. In some cases I think you guys gave me too much credit, but I'll take it :) *puts credit in jar* *shakes jar* *smiles*

2. Congrats to the Readalong winners! Anyone who is not a winner can still get signed Belladonna bookmarks. Just email me and put 'Gimme bookmarks' as the subject so your email won't get lost. If your email is SmittenKitten1234@gmail and you want the envelope addressed to something other than Smitten Kitten, don't forget to include your real name. If you are international, don't forget to add your country. If I owe you bookmarks already I will be sending them soon.

3. My edit letter is arriving Monday so I will be going into the Revision Cave for Venom #3. Yes, the Superbowl will be my Last. Free. Moment. And by free I mean I have to write a ten-page paper on Sunday. *cries* Then I will be doing full-time school/full-time work with a side of Breathless tour. So if you tweet at me or email me please be patient. I will eventually respond. (And if I don't it's because your tweet got lost in the madness--so tweet again, preferably in March :D).

4. Breathless Reads Tour--you should go to that if you can :) I would say I'll blog about it, but I've heard there may not be time for eating or sleeping, let alone blogging. (Hey, it kind of sounds like nursing, except ideally no one will vomit on me). Maybe I can slap a pic or two up on my FB. No promises ;)

5. BREATHLESS READS TWITTER CHAT!! Can't make the tour? No problem! Bring your burning questions for the 2012 BR authors to our twitter chat. Feb 5th, 5:30pm Eastern time.

6. It feels like I'm forgetting something. If I'm forgetting something, email me and let me know, okay? :)

Oh wait! I remember. If I survive the tour, after I get home I will be giving away a couple ARCs of this:



Check back March 1st for more details! See you then!


Saturday, January 26, 2013

Breathless Reads tour--East Side style

You've probably heard by now that Penguin Teen is running two Breathless Reads tours--one on each side of the country. Sucks to be in the middle. Trust me, I know. I live in the middle. So if you live in the middle and are sad you can't come, I feel for you. Hey, maybe you live close enough that you can come to St. Louis Comic Con! I will be hanging out with the good people from Left Bank Books. Also Inara from Firefly will be there. And Stan Lee. If that isn't motivation to don your craziest comic costume and hop in the car, I don't know what is.
Okay, back to the Breathlessness: If you live in any of the places listed below, you should totally come hang out. So far I only know about one of them charging a fee, but you get to use that fee toward the purchase of a book :) Buying books is awesome, but if you can't buy books I still want to meet you so don't be shy. If you come and just say hi I will feel less uncomfortable sitting alone at my table while NYT bestseller Beth Revis signs eleventy-million autographs :) *fidgets* *organizes pens* *checks phone for fiftieth time* 
Seriously, come come come to the tour because I have talked endlessly online with most of these gals and they are all teh awesome. (FYI, according to Urban Dictionary 'teh awesome' is often used by internet geeks. Well, if the sparkly pink Converse fits...
Breathless Reads Tour 2013 EAST COAST LEG FEATURING:
  • Fiona Paul (Venom)
  • Beth Revis (Shades of Earth)
  • Morgan Rhodes (Falling Kingdoms)
  • Elizabeth Richards (Black City)
  • Jess Spotswood (Born Wicked)
  • Lili Peloquin (The Innocents) (NYC & Boston events only)
Sunday, February 10th – BOSTON
Wellesley Books 2pm
82 Central Street, Wellesley, MA 02482
Monday, February 11th – CHAPEL HILL
Flyleaf Books, 7pm
752 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd, Chapel Hill, NC 27514
Tuesday, February 12th – GREENVILLE, SC
Fiction Addiction, 6:30pm

1175 Woods Crossing Road #5, Greenville, SC 29607


Wednesday, February 13th – MIAMI
Books & Books 7pm

265 Aragon Avenue, Coral Gables, FL 33134

Thursday, February 14th - MEMPHIS

The Booksellers at Laurelwood 6pm

387 Perkins Road Extended, Memphis, TN 38117

Friday, February 15th – NEW YORK
Books of Wonder, 6pm

18 West 18th Street, New York, NY


Saturday, February 16th – MADISON
RJ Julia Booksellers 6pm

768 Boston Post Rd., Madison, CT 06443

***These are the latest times I was given, but stuff like this sometimes changes so your best bet is to call or email the store to verify the time and place. 

P. S. I can't wait to meet you :)

    Sunday, December 30, 2012

    How not to let your writing make you crazy in 2013

    When I began to write Venom at the end of 2010, in collaboration with Paper Lantern Lit, I was also working full-time as an RN, going to grad school, and writing a contemporary manuscript. I had always been the kind of girl who got things done, so I naively thought: I can do all of this. No problem.

    And it wasn't, for awhile. But then the revising and copy-editing for Venom started to blend together with the outlining for Belladonna. All of a sudden I got emails about flap copy and promotional stuff. Meanwhile, school got busier and I had finished my contemporary manuscript and managed to land my dream agent. But now I had revisions to do for her before we could look for a publisher. I found myself working on three books in the span of a single day.

    I started to go crazy. Like teary-eyed, stressed out, starving, sleepless, scary-crazy. I was snapping at everyone. I had road rage. I had rage in general.  My friends and family tactfully voiced their concerns. And I knew they were right. So I decided to take a semester off school.

     This is how I look when I'm crazy, except not as blue or as cute. Or as fluffy. Fine, this looks nothing like me, but I love me some Bumble.

    But I really wanted to finish my Masters degree. The reality is, even after my agent sold my contemp in a two-book deal and I was writing five books for two Big Six publishers, I still wasn't making enough money to survive on my writing income alone, and I knew an advanced degree would give me more choices.

    Since I wasn't willing to quit school, I decided to take a year off from my job as an RN to finish my degree and the books I had under contract. This was a hard choice because I LIKE nursing. It has a way of making you feel useful, like you're giving something back to the world. Writing can do that too, of course, but I have always gravitated toward writing fluffy fun books, not big life-changing stories.

    Believe it or not, once Venom's release date came near and I was doing promotional stuff for it, doing copy edits and jacket flap stuff for Belladonna, and beginning to write Book #3, which was going to have to be drafted in less than three months to meet its deadline, the crazy came back. I was just as busy, just as rage-filled and stressed-out even without my RN job.

    What I'm saying here, in the most verbose way possible (as usual), is that writing is fluid. It will spread out, suck up all of the free space that you give it. It will drown you if you let it. This is especially true once you have a publishing deal and all of those optional things like blogs and FB pages become less optional. So with that in mind, here are some suggestions that might help you stay sane as a writer in 2013.

    Note: I realize many of you will not need these suggestions, as you are undoubtedly more enlightened and less obsessive than I am. But those of you who are compelled to do everything, all the time, read onward. Perhaps something will resonate.


    1. Whenever possible, schedule your writing time for the week: Whether you write 4 hours or 40 hours, if you start the week with an idea of your butt-in-chair schedule and (mostly) stick to it, you can prevent yourself from spending 99 hours in front of the computer and still feeling like you didn't get anything done.

    2. Give yourself tiny goals with tiny rewards once you meet them: Write 500 words and then you can check twitter. Write for an hour and then you can play with the kitties. Revise 10 pages and then you can go for that walk or read another chapter of that book. Trust me, you really don't need to check twitter every single time someone posts a new tweet #BeenThereDoneThat

    3. Have designated web-free days: Two days a month I unplug and go do something completely not writing-related. Like hike or kayak or shop or go sledding or take a cooking class. Try it. Do whatever it is you've been wishing you had time to do, or else do something new and interesting you've never tried. Turn off the email alerts on your phone and limit your usage of it to checking messages once or twice and jotting down any amazing ideas that hit you while you're biking or climbing a mountain, etc. You'd be surprised how days off actually recharge your creative batteries and increase your overall productivity.

    No cell service? No problem.

    4. Find a writing community: No matter where you are in your writing journey, you can find a group of like-minded individuals locally or online who will understand the stresses specific to being a writer. I feel so fortunate to belong to the Apocalypsies and to have 'met' the 2012 Breathless Reads girls online. These groups, along with my crit partners and a couple local writers, have been there to tell me when I'm being unreasonable, support me when I'm not, and to occasionally pull me back from the ledge, so to speak. Love you guys! :)

    5. Make to-do lists: I realize to-do lists are not for everyone, but when you find yourself getting charged excessive late fees by your credit card company because you were so busy that you forgot to pay your bill, a little reminder about those mundane obligations goes a long way. I find them especially helpful to coordinate my writing and grad school deadlines. If you don't like lists, try just jotting down crucial things on a paper or phone calendar.

    6. Read your negative reviews, or don't: I started out ostrich-style, fingers tucked securely in ears. LALALALALALA Whatever I don't know can't hurt me! Then one day I was just like "Whatevz. I am busting my arse writing these books, and working with a development company means I have to please three or four editors so if I can manage that feat then who cares if I can't please all the readers." So I read all of Venom's bad reviews. And you know what, some of them were really helpful. Some of them inspired changes in the later books. So it's a trade-off. Your negative reviews might help your writing, but they might also make you feel bad or discouraged. I think every writer has a balance when it comes to letting reviews into their world. Find yours and be okay with it.

    7. Remember that you are not your book: Seems obvious, right? But when you're tired and stressed and everyone you know is getting starred reviews and movie deals and your book seems to be getting scorned by the world, it's easy to internalize those negative words. Whether it's Kirkus or your crit partner who doesn't like your book, it doesn't mean they don't like you.

    8. Ask for help if you need it: Do you have to write 12,000 words per week to meet a deadline? Perhaps you should ask for an extension. Not possible? Perhaps you should ask your professors for an extension on that term paper. Maybe you should ask your spouse to grocery shop this week, or do the laundry. Maybe a friend would be willing to watch your kids for a couple of days so you can grind out more words. Don't try to do it all. No one likes a Mary Sue :)

    9. Know when to step away from your writer community: Insane jealousy over everyone else's successes got you down and distracted? Log off the message boards. Publisher's Lunch announcements all starting to read like this: Someone younger than you just sold a trilogy about that thing you wanted to write about that everyone told you was overdone and wouldn't sell, in a 7-figure deal, at auction. Movie rights for all three books to JJ Abrams. Time to unsubscribe, dude.

    10. Institute a universal cooling-off period: Yes, wait. Before you quit your job, buy a car, decide to move, press send on that email, etc. Writers spend a lot of time embroiled in fictional drama. If you let down your guard, it might leak over into the real world.

    11. Regress and regroup: Watch Cartoon network in your penguin-print pajama pants and your NIN hoodie. Have a big ugly cry. When the stress starts to pile up, allow yourself to do whatever you need to do to feel better. Then get back to work.

    So cute when he's not being bad...

    12. Don't forget to do other stuff: This is sort of a catch-all that includes things like sleeping and showering (not optional), as well as more whimsical things like watching your kitties sleep and having snowball fights (though not with your kitties--they don't seem to like that). Even if you're on a huge deadline writing 60+ hours a week and mostly ignoring everything except your laptop, writing is still not TEH ONLY. Doing other stuff is kinda fun, and if nothing else it gives you more things to write about.

    Got more sanity tips? Share them in the comments :)